Pinnacle of Stupidity
I am sofa king wee tahded. (Now say that really fast)
As I am writing this, its about 7:15 Am on monday morning, november 21st. After getting ready for school and cleaning up a lot of puppy shit this morning, I am just about ready to get the hell out of the house. Not that I'm particularly excited about school today, but I really needed a coffee.
I was also supposed to drop off my step-mom in Porstmouth on my way to school today, and she agreed to purchase said coffee for me. Things were looking sort of ok for now.
While she took the puppies out real quick, I said, "I'll go warm up the car real quick." I walked out, turned on the car, and closed the doors. Then I went to grab something out of the back real quick, and its locked. I started trying all the other doors and even the rear hatch frantically to find a way back in this now impenetrable fortress that is my car.
No. Dice.
I guess it would also be prudent to mention at this point that we haven't had a spare key for the Blazer for years.
I'm locked out. I just did something that I once condemned to only females and total morons. Last time I checked, I still had a penis, so I guess it boils down to I'm just a total and complete moron.
To make matters worse, AAA was giving us shit about having someone come to open it for us because even though that car, along with all the others, belongs to my dad and his name is on the AAA policy. But since it wasn't him that actually commited this atrocity to all that is intelligent and manly, they didn't want to get off their dead asses. Thankfully after a few little white lies, and a little hemming and hawing, and possibly the promise of sexual favors upon completion of the job, they decided to come help us and are enroute as I type this.
It doesn't really get much stupider than this. (For those of you who may have missed that, its an intentional use of the word stupider, which isn't really a word)
As I am writing this, its about 7:15 Am on monday morning, november 21st. After getting ready for school and cleaning up a lot of puppy shit this morning, I am just about ready to get the hell out of the house. Not that I'm particularly excited about school today, but I really needed a coffee.
I was also supposed to drop off my step-mom in Porstmouth on my way to school today, and she agreed to purchase said coffee for me. Things were looking sort of ok for now.
While she took the puppies out real quick, I said, "I'll go warm up the car real quick." I walked out, turned on the car, and closed the doors. Then I went to grab something out of the back real quick, and its locked. I started trying all the other doors and even the rear hatch frantically to find a way back in this now impenetrable fortress that is my car.
No. Dice.
I guess it would also be prudent to mention at this point that we haven't had a spare key for the Blazer for years.
I'm locked out. I just did something that I once condemned to only females and total morons. Last time I checked, I still had a penis, so I guess it boils down to I'm just a total and complete moron.
To make matters worse, AAA was giving us shit about having someone come to open it for us because even though that car, along with all the others, belongs to my dad and his name is on the AAA policy. But since it wasn't him that actually commited this atrocity to all that is intelligent and manly, they didn't want to get off their dead asses. Thankfully after a few little white lies, and a little hemming and hawing, and possibly the promise of sexual favors upon completion of the job, they decided to come help us and are enroute as I type this.
It doesn't really get much stupider than this. (For those of you who may have missed that, its an intentional use of the word stupider, which isn't really a word)
posted by BronxBomberz41 at 7:13 AM
1 Comments:
I've seen stupider: a woman (so totally NOT me) locked out of her car because the battery had died in her remote entry thingie. She was hysterical until a very nice man came by and used the KEY to open the door.
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