An Open Letter to Saginaw
Dear Loyal Reader(s) in Saginaw,
I greatly appreciate your enthusiastic following of my infantile blog. And though it may be in its infancy, it already has a few fans, you being among them. But one thing sets You apart from the rest of my readers.
Ah, beautiful Saginaw, MI, where the Saginaw River cuts through its heart
I can't quite put my finger on it. There's just something different about you that makes you special. Now, I may or may not personally know you. Regardless of this, I would like to know you're identity. You see, I have approximately 19 hits from you over the past 19 days. Some days You actually hit The Party twice. I can't blame you, its a pretty chill party. I have a few friends stop by for a little bit and enjoy themselves. My brother has a few friends over, they chill and have a bit of a laugh. Even a few people randomly off the internet street stop by, from as far away as The UK, Germany, France and Argentina. (I'm an international sensation) For the most part, I can discern from the stats I collect who or what is reading my material. Virginia? I have an idea of who it might be. New Hampshire? Its where the majority of my hits come from (via UNH). Delaware? I got a few peeps holdin' it down in the 302. NYC? Yes, I am pretty sure I know who you are and what you are doing, as you are really the only person that I know in NYC.
I admit, I've gotten a few random hits I didn't expect, like Los Angeles, Dallas, Pennsylvania....and for the most part, Saginaw, MI. It was only until recently that I realized that I had at least one hit a day from this town, specifically one IP address. I don't know who it is, who it might be, if I know this person, or whether or not this is some sort of fluke. (It happens sometimes, as my own IP address shows up as Boston, not North Hampton) What it all boils down to is, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Is it you Mayor Caroll Cottrell? Are you my secret admirer?
I greatly appreciate your enthusiastic following of my infantile blog. And though it may be in its infancy, it already has a few fans, you being among them. But one thing sets You apart from the rest of my readers.
Ah, beautiful Saginaw, MI, where the Saginaw River cuts through its heart
I can't quite put my finger on it. There's just something different about you that makes you special. Now, I may or may not personally know you. Regardless of this, I would like to know you're identity. You see, I have approximately 19 hits from you over the past 19 days. Some days You actually hit The Party twice. I can't blame you, its a pretty chill party. I have a few friends stop by for a little bit and enjoy themselves. My brother has a few friends over, they chill and have a bit of a laugh. Even a few people randomly off the internet street stop by, from as far away as The UK, Germany, France and Argentina. (I'm an international sensation) For the most part, I can discern from the stats I collect who or what is reading my material. Virginia? I have an idea of who it might be. New Hampshire? Its where the majority of my hits come from (via UNH). Delaware? I got a few peeps holdin' it down in the 302. NYC? Yes, I am pretty sure I know who you are and what you are doing, as you are really the only person that I know in NYC.
I admit, I've gotten a few random hits I didn't expect, like Los Angeles, Dallas, Pennsylvania....and for the most part, Saginaw, MI. It was only until recently that I realized that I had at least one hit a day from this town, specifically one IP address. I don't know who it is, who it might be, if I know this person, or whether or not this is some sort of fluke. (It happens sometimes, as my own IP address shows up as Boston, not North Hampton) What it all boils down to is, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Is it you Mayor Caroll Cottrell? Are you my secret admirer?I don't mean to be so rude, but I'm really just curious as to who you might be. I'd really appreciate an answer. You can contact me by leaving a comment down below. Or you can email me at bjd3@cisunix.unh.edu, or you can hit me up on AIM at Bronx Bomberz 41. Anyway you contact me, just do it, because I want to find out who you are. And I also want to know what the hell this might be...
I mean seriously, is that some sort of weird church? Who's designing your city anyways, 12th century Russian Architects?
Sincerely,
Brian Harvey,
Enchanted Party Thrower
Sincerely,
Brian Harvey,
Enchanted Party Thrower
posted by BronxBomberz41 at 11:20 PM
1 Comments:
Dang dude... haven't you ever heard of "lurking"? How am I supposed to lurk with you outting me like this?
I'm pretty sure that was the funniest thing I've read all week long... you're AWESOME :-)
That building? It's a library now, but I imagine it was a home back in the lumber boom times of Saginaw. Not that you actually care, but I thought I'd try to educate ya a little.
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