Karma
Before you read on, I am going to ask you to please reference this or you will not understand the following...
I was at Tricia's apartment last week enjoying the little time we had left on our winter break. Because my shitty truck was in the shop I had to hitch a ride with Matt and his buddies from Fitchburg on their way up to Dover. And seeing how I was dependant on them for a ride, I was doing something that was really out of the norm for me, and that was drinking a lot and spending the night.
After losing a few games of beirut really fast and then some more general drinking, we were settling down to do what I've done every time I've been to Tricia's this year, and thats play Taboo. But thats not the funny part. Well, actually, when Tricia was trying to describe the word "cling" she said "its something that Ashley (her roommate) does with all her boyfriends." Then Matt shouted BUTT SEX. That was really funny. And then when I was trying to describe "poison" (the general thing you use to kill rats with) to someone, and I described it as a crappy heavy metal band from the 80s, the kid got it right immediately. That amused me as well. But thats not what this story is about. Recall this picture.
Now doesn't this look familiar? Oh yeah, that the futon at Tricia's place, with all the wine bottles perched precariously above it. Seems rather unassuming, rather harmless, a nice comfy little spot for an intoxicated fellow to lie down for a spot and gather his thoughts or stop the room from spinning....
Now recall this picture. But now substitute the "girls head" with my head. Yep, you guessed it. Tricia was whilin' out, and she knocked a whine bottle off of the ledge...And what happened to Brian? HE GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A WINE BOTTLE!! Luckily it wasn't that massive Grey Goose bottle or I would have been in some serious trouble...
Its still soooo big!!
For your information, the Grey Goose bottle is still there. So I ended the night with a bruised lip. Before I slinked away to bed (ps- thanks Kristin, if you read this, for letting me use your bed while you were away) Tricia gave me a consolitory hug. It was nice, but I kinda like the Larry David School of Consolation a little better. (In this episode, larry keeps trying to turn consolation into sex, first with a friends secretary, then with his wife) I wasn't really angry though, because I think I deserved it. The odd thing is that like 2 hours before the incident re-happened, we were talking about both the original incident and my subsequent story, and how funny they were. But the Universe has a funny way of coming back to get you....
I was at Tricia's apartment last week enjoying the little time we had left on our winter break. Because my shitty truck was in the shop I had to hitch a ride with Matt and his buddies from Fitchburg on their way up to Dover. And seeing how I was dependant on them for a ride, I was doing something that was really out of the norm for me, and that was drinking a lot and spending the night.
After losing a few games of beirut really fast and then some more general drinking, we were settling down to do what I've done every time I've been to Tricia's this year, and thats play Taboo. But thats not the funny part. Well, actually, when Tricia was trying to describe the word "cling" she said "its something that Ashley (her roommate) does with all her boyfriends." Then Matt shouted BUTT SEX. That was really funny. And then when I was trying to describe "poison" (the general thing you use to kill rats with) to someone, and I described it as a crappy heavy metal band from the 80s, the kid got it right immediately. That amused me as well. But thats not what this story is about. Recall this picture.
Now doesn't this look familiar? Oh yeah, that the futon at Tricia's place, with all the wine bottles perched precariously above it. Seems rather unassuming, rather harmless, a nice comfy little spot for an intoxicated fellow to lie down for a spot and gather his thoughts or stop the room from spinning....
Now recall this picture. But now substitute the "girls head" with my head. Yep, you guessed it. Tricia was whilin' out, and she knocked a whine bottle off of the ledge...And what happened to Brian? HE GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A WINE BOTTLE!! Luckily it wasn't that massive Grey Goose bottle or I would have been in some serious trouble...Its still soooo big!!For your information, the Grey Goose bottle is still there. So I ended the night with a bruised lip. Before I slinked away to bed (ps- thanks Kristin, if you read this, for letting me use your bed while you were away) Tricia gave me a consolitory hug. It was nice, but I kinda like the Larry David School of Consolation a little better. (In this episode, larry keeps trying to turn consolation into sex, first with a friends secretary, then with his wife) I wasn't really angry though, because I think I deserved it. The odd thing is that like 2 hours before the incident re-happened, we were talking about both the original incident and my subsequent story, and how funny they were. But the Universe has a funny way of coming back to get you....
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